The Police-y Staff [FINAL DEFINATELY!]

I tracked down the picture a little while ago; now, being the last day of March… I got scared, this has been an ongoing thing for a year, and… all I found was bad things I regret… at least I found out where the schoolbag was, it was in a dungeon-type room, a couple of streets away, it took hours to get there, but I arrived…

To my left, a schoolbag, to my right – a girl… who looked to be younger than me! The girl was asleep… she looked Asian, and aggressive. I had to tip-toe across the room to reach the schoolbag. On the name tag, I saw two initials “TC”… TC could mean anything but I’m sure it has an in-depth meaning… such as the name of the girl. Just then, the girl awoke, she looked quite smart… especially having two books next to her. She looked over at me, her eyes glared at me… if this were a Pokemon battle, I’d have fainted by now. A male figure walked into the room, about the same height as the girl. The make walked over to the girl, and hugged her. “Yeah, sure, I will” the female replied to the whispers of the male. “Well, well, Nica, nice to finally meet you” “And you are…? “You’ll learn soon enough… “And that means?” “I’ve got your friends” “But…” “I’ll leave, just access that computer over there, and you’ll be fine.” I walked over to the now visible computer…. It contained strange information… some of which was frightening.

“Nica! It’s great to see that you’re able to read. Oh, you really did want all of this, and I went ahead, with the help of some close friends… and we made it happen! Though, really, May wanted it, not you… anyway, I should really tell you who I am… of course, because that’s the right thing to do… I’m the one you wouldn’t expect of doing such a thing, yeah, I’m that person you knew as Scythe… kjfakfasdofasdj werijqweasdfjml fadkjsadf90jwe0-[ pkouwerj OH, HELLO, sorry… that… WAS Scythe, but yeah, he’s my friend, I’m actually the hated one, raichuchika… do you always have to be so… yourself though? It’s annoying… anyway… I’m the mastermind behind this, laugh all you want, it’s me. Anyway… it’s funny you ended up here, like this… anyway, it’ll all be over soon… because the weird guy, well, he is father is… TPOT… which is actually Marz! Could you believe it? My stalking skills are really good, so I’m glad I found that out… Marz thought up the complete TPOT idea, and Shika went along with it… but get this! Shika didn’t want anyone to know his… uh… secret. I’ll… get back to you on that. Marz is also good at stalking, so that’s how come he found it out… the guy that also betrayed you, he was the actual Typhlomence… yes, the one you thought you “knew” wasn’t actually him… it was that… person, I forgot who he was, but anyway, like with two other members, they swapped accounts, but this was secretly, of course, it’s best to believe me, because I was the one who doubted him, and thought he was different, so did you, remember? I still don’t understand why you went for Alex, seriously, even Shika knew you should’ve been with Kenji. Though, I should tell you, half these events… well either you’ll forget or they didn’t happen, this is because this was all meant for May, she was my BFFL twin! And the truth is, really… none of this should’ve occurred like this, it all should’ve been only 2008, not a mix of 2008 and 2007… I’m not even too sure how that occurred. Anyway, the police of PC, they’re real… PM AND ASK. This is when you get back to reality, yeah, for some reason you aren’t in the right reality, or should I just let you remain here? … a world which isn’t right, but always exciting? I’ll think about it. Um… if you do return to the right reality somehow, we might have to make it as if the police-y staff never existed, so they can go back to creating crime… your dream… when someone said about protecting them from God… well, they’re not too wrong. All they set out to ever do is to kill the police-y staff, and their ring leader, God… well, that person tried to mix things together that don’t go, likewise you with Shika and Ryouki… anyway, I might have accidentally gave them reason to believe that you are the “God”…but the point is… it’s all God’s doing. God was the one who thought up the ‘police’ identity… but seriously, the whole of the forum is based on some criminals creating a cover up. Of course, they have… well, police badges, but they stole them… but yeah, don’t ask how I found out all of this… and the truth is, well, God wouldn’t have gone ahead with this criminal idea if well… God wasn’t exposed to lies … although, most of PC’s ‘police’… yeah, well, they’re—.“

“Nica… I’m actually… Tali. But I also went by the identity of raichuchika… for a while” I turned to see the girl begin putting earrings on. “What? No… you can’t be… you’re…” “I’m what? I’m both girls. Get used to it.” “Which account is true? Which is your real identity? I never imagined you would be… inactive.” “Yeah well, that’s it, I was always active… up until a couple of days before school started… I knew I could go along with raichuchika and pretend to be a total nerd on this account, it was perfect! Well, except I changed my entire identity on the raichuchika account… I became suicidal, made friends with your friends… and I was jealous of you… for the fact that everyone else cared about you…”

Suddenly, a male rushed into the room screaming for me to get out, I wanted to stay… I got forced out. The building exploded… it was real. The one person who could answer most questions truly was gone. I closed my eyes for a second and re-opened them… I was suddenly out the front.

I just had to ask what day it was… and sure enough, it was April 1st, 2008… it was over. Over before it even began… is Tali still alive? I don’t really care now… I’m just glad it is over, for sure.

Chapter 23 -- The Police-y Staff [New!]

My previous theory didn’t come out exactly as planned, because for some reason, Zet and one of his closest friends on the internet, magically died this morning. It was a slipping-over-while-watching-TV death, so it didn’t matter. I expected something to happen soon, considering that we were nearly at the day where the whole concept of this was developed… well, made public to me. On the night of the death of Zet, I began to view my email a lot… I kept on getting emails from dead people’s emails… which made me think that there was some meeting place, and that they weren’t dead. I examined the code on the emails, through source. The code contained a complex equation which had to be solved by matching up the letters and the numbers which related to each other. Doing that, would be much harder than saying it. I still had to try, if I wanted to find out… the secrets behind everything that happened, I must discover what the numbers and letters meant. The next day, it was strange… I read in the paper… “Deaths are occurring all throughout Perth, and in other cities of Australia, it is unknown how they died, but we’re completely stumped.” This could be how… how my friends were seriously starting to die, this wasn’t the MCG-explosion anymore, this was real, they were… gone forever. I began to think… the paper had an issue about a warehouse a couple of weeks ago, and in the back of the picture, I saw a schoolbag, a wild guess but… it might actually be the schoolbag of the real mastermind behind all of this…

TPS readers! The morning of March 31st, you'll all recieve the final chapter of TPS... EVER. (Yes, this is for real), so keep reading... be ready... and yeah. IT'S COMING SOONER THAN YOU THINK.