Chapter 11 -- The Police-y Staff [Edited!]

I luckily had some money with me so I used it up on an internet café. I sat down on a computer and typed in the URL to PC. Alex was on, but as soon as I told him where I was he couldn’t believe me. Not that excited-ly, he gave me the directions to locate his house. He was still surprised that I’d be anywhere near him, and by taking a few buses I arrived at the house that was supposedly his. The first place he showed me was his blue-ish room. Murderface would track everybody, but I felt a little safer being with another person I knew. Somehow, as the day drew on, I could sense that Murderface would be coming to get us soon. We had to move on, be fugitives and take our other friends too. This is what we were planning to do, until Alex said "Why can’t we just blow him up?" As soon as he said that I received an idea. The idea was, that maybe if we can trap Murderface somewhere, use the petrol, then maybe we could kill him. We then had to plan out our location, escape route, and, have a camera in had so Murderface’s death is captured on film to prove he wasn’t coming back. My digital camera was back at my house, and I didn’t want to risk Murderface still being there, so instead Alex decided to take his phone as the camera. We now needed the location, we assumed that Murderface was still in Australia, so if the explosion was in a large hall of some sort maybe that might be enough for us to escape and Murderface to be killed. Our first thought was the Sydney Opera House, but, that’s too famous, and we’d need to pay a higher admission fee than if it was a sports oval or something. That then struck me that maybe if we went to the MCG. (No, not the PC MCG, the Melbourne Cricket Ground, AFL is played there) It was large, it had an easy exit, and plus the explosion would be enough to kill him. I couldn’t remember back to how I got to New Zealand in the first place, so it involved some time and thinking. While I was remembering back, Alex was conjuring up a plan which was to lure Murderface to where we wanted him. This whole adventure seemed supernatural more than real. I suddenly remembered, I tripped over, both of us did that and somehow we ended up at the MCG. We decided that if we just hung out at the MCG, he should be sure to find us since he was almost dying to kill us. We waited at the MCG for at least three hours and we began to give up hope. "Ugh, he’s taking almost forever" I said while Alex just stared at the tree in front of us. "I think… I think this tree has something to do with the tripping over" I looked at the tree as Alex said that and I felt someone was behind me. It was Murderface. He finally arrived; I needed to get him to the centre of the oval, so I called him names. He said to me ‘You, I’m going to kill you, and then you’ll be with all your other friends. Now, say goodbye to Alex as I prepare to kill you". I yelled “now” and Alex moved the crane conveniently above us, filled with petrol that would be ignited into an explosion. All I needed was the matches, and then I needed to run. Alex threw me the matches and in a Pokemon-like-pose I threw the now lighted match at the ground….